Focus on the Family's Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

Who better to help you decide which romantic gift to get your loved one on the mother of all Hallmark Holidays than James Dobson? Nothing says romance like hardcore conservative pre-screened Christian-safe tips on how to fulfill your lovers every need.

From FOTF Email:

Valentine's Day approaches, it seems the whole world is talking about love. It's a word that sparks hope and excitement in the heart of every man and woman. But with so many voices speaking on the subject, who can you trust to keep the message of love pure and untainted by the world's standards?

At Focus on the Family, we carefully evaluate all resources to make sure they are consistent with God's word before ever offering them to our friends. With that in mind, we'd like to share a collection of inspiring gift ideas — each more rich and satisfying than chocolate!

I personally think that The Intimacy Bundle looks like the cream of the crop.

The Love Talk Bundle also looks like a winner. Who doesn't need a little help in this department to keep things fresh and nasty?

But there is plenty to choose from here.

Pssst! Shhh! And for the cheap bastard, here is a secret tip: You can get them for free if you enter in $0 for the suggested donation. I won't tell you know who. ;)

Comments

[Sansabelt Savior]

I wonder if Grover Washington, Jr. is getting any royalties on their Just the Two
of Us book title.

I like that Focus on the Family exists to "carefully evaluate all resources to make sure they are consistent with God's word before ever offering them to our friends." I don't know what I would do if I had to wade through the dangerous world of thoughts and ideas myself, without someone to prescreen it all for me. It's nice that they're morally stout enough to take on the task for me, and only pass on the results that conform to their world view for me.

So comforting...

[Non-Prophet]

No, seriously though, if one were a cheap bastard, everything on their site can be sent to you for free. I myself in the past have been a very cheap bastard and I've received a whole mess of Dobsons manifestos of hate without even paying shipping. My favorite so far has been The Strong Willed Child which reads like The Stand. Within just the first few pages Dr. Dobson tells the story of literally beating the living crap out of his tiny dog, and then equates raising a child to dog training.

I'm presently waiting on my radio theater Narina CD set valued at $80! It should be safe entertainment with a good wholesome message. Thank you Jesus.