I'm cashing in on a few minutes out of my fifteen I've been allotted by Andy Warhol. "With your last post??" you might be thinking. Nope. Yours truly has been featured in a lengthy article in the latest issue of the Toilet Paper! Woot!
The TP is a fairly new arrival on the Colorado Springs indy print scene. It can simultaneously offend the most politically correct liberal in ways they never saw coming, and cultivate a greater understanding of the evangelical community at the same time. It's harsh and hard hitting, daring, and above all funnier than anything I've read in a long while. I had to steal the copy that was left by DENISE CLARK in my employers lunchroom today out of fear of professional repercussions! (half joking) Sugarpants was right though, if I wasn't in it I wouldn't have cared very much. Good call. (Everyone saw it while I was out for a very cool lunch meeting anyway...Doh!)
The TP has interviewed Daniel Johnston and Jello Biafra in the previous two issues. Punk rock icon Richard Hell writes a column for the paper. You need to be reading this, if only because you're probably not offended by regular life often enough for your own good. Associate Pastor at New Life Church writes a column so good it alone is worth the price of entry. Plus, if it is too much for your tastes it's great for wiping your ass!
(NP kneels on one knee and clasps his hands)
If you in any way can find it in your means please subscribe. Subscriptions are the life blood of this paper and right now it is very anemic. "Need...blood.. I mean money... pleeeease... need blood money....beep..beep..beep............beeeeeee.."
Okay, I'm exaggerating. The paper has grown into a hefty read over the last few months. The state of the paper is strong! Go subscribe anyway. Tell them Non-Prophet sent you and you'll get the issue featuring ME, including a rare photo as your first issue! Painfully offensive Church Kicker T-shirt goes to the first person, that wants one, to subscribe and mentions where you heard it. Send $25 for 12 monthly issues via Paypal to darksandal@hotmail.com, or check the TP Website for other options. "Fight the power!" (Chuck-D quote, not related in any particular way)
If you know me and you don't subscribe I will personally whine about it until you do, so just part with the cash now and save yourself the hassle.
(NP is not affiliated with the Toilet Paper, he's just a fan of local indy print, especially when they write stories about him.)
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